| 1 | I became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they asked for it | 0:43 |
| 2 | Easy e got A.I.D.S. from F. Mercury | 0:42 |
| 3 | I like drugs and child abuse | 0:23 |
| 4 | Laughing while Lennard Peltier gets raped in prison | 0:42 |
| 5 | I convinced you to beat your wife on a daily basis | 0:50 |
| 6 | I sent concentration camp footage to americas funniest home videos | 0:34 |
| 7 | Rancid sucks (and the clash sucked too) | 0:40 |
| 8 | I paid J. Howell to rape you | 1:45 |
| 9 | I pushed your wife in front of the subway | 0:46 |
| 10 | Extreme noise terror are afraid of us | 0:30 |
| 11 | You rollerblading faggot | 0:31 |
| 12 | I sent thank you card to the guy who raped you | 0:30 |
| 13 | I lit your baby on fire | 1:58 |
| 14 | Body by auschwitz | 1:02 |
| 15 | I intentinally ran over your dog | 0:31 |
| 16 | Sweatshops are cool | 0:48 |
| 17 | Women:Nature's punching bag | 0:57 |
| 18 | I snuck a retard into a sperm bank | 0:29 |
| 19 | Your kid commited suicide because you suck | 1:03 |
| 20 | I ate your horse | 0:50 |
| 21 | Hitler was a sensitive man | 0:50 |
| 22 | You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag | 0:28 |
| 23 | I made your kid gets A.I.D.S. so you could watch it die | 0:53 |
| 24 | I fucked your wife | 0:40 |
| 25 | Into the oven | 1:43 |
| 26 | I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid | 0:53 |
| 27 | The only reason men talk to you is because they want to get laid,you stupid fucking cunt | 1:02 |
| 28 | I made fun of you because your kid just died | 0:29 |
| 29 | Domestic violence is really really really funny | 0:42 |
| 30 | Dictators are cool | 0:35 |
| 31 | Dead beat dads are cool | 0:44 |
| 32 | I'm really excited about the upcomming David Buskin Concert | 0:45 |
| 33 | Being ignorant is awesome | 1:04 |
| 34 | You're pregnant,so i kicked you in the stomach | 0:30 |
| 35 | Chris barnes is a pussy | 1:05 |
| 36 | Tim is gay | 1:30 |
| 37 | BT/AC | 0:40 |
| 38 | I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant | 0:50 |
| 39 | I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women | 0:58 |